It's important you read this.
These terms of service are the rules you follow when you use our service (let’s call them the Rules). Our service is all the digital things we make online, including this website. When we talk about our service, we can use “Service” or S.E.R.V.I.C.E (Secret Engines Running Very Incredible Cars and Ears).
https://www.csa.world/ is a site operated by Bright Little Labs Limited, company number 09627717. They are the grown up facing company who help keep the Children’s Spy Agency a secret. On this page, we can refer to them using "We" or “us”. When we talk about Agents who use the site, we can use ‘You’ or ‘Fartmaker 3.4’.
If you have any questions please contact us at intel@csa.world.
You agree to these rules when you start using our service.
Read these Rules before using the S.E.R.V.I.C.E, because whenever you use one of our digital products you agree to follow these Rules. If you don’t agree with these Rules, then you should stop using our Service (but you can tell us why you disagree).
If you don’t follow all of these rules, then we can stop you using the service.
Even if we don’t stop you using the Service the first time you break the Rules, we have the right to stop you the second, third or four gazillionth time.
If we make anything new or add anything to our current Services, they will also be covered by these Rules.
This is a header.
Things which appear in capital writing at the top of a paragraph, is a header.
They won’t affect what the Rules say.
We use a Legal Bot sometimes.
Our legal bot is a gadget created by the Department of LOLS (Laws, Opinions and Looooooooooooooooooooooong Sentences). It writes paragraphs, to make sure we are following the law. You will see it a few times on this page, along with the translation bot, which makes things easier to understand.
We can change things.
This page will always have the most current version of the Rules. We can change, update and improve parts of the Service when we want, but we always try to tell you when we do.
We also have the right to stop or restrict the Service at any time, or stop running the Service all together. Of course we wouldn’t do this unless we absolutely HAD to or if our mum told us to. We aren’t legally responsible for any changes that we make - not to you, or anyone else.
Using our stuff.
When using our Service please understand that whilst we are an international spy agency, by using our Service you are agreeing to use the S.E.R.V.I.C.E “as is” and ”as available” and we can’t promise any more than that.
Don’t misuse our stuff.
We have created this Service for YOU to use. So use it. Click on things. Show it to other potential agents. Sneeze on it.
Don't use our stuff to:
- Harass or hurt anyone
- Encourage other people to break the law
- Lie to people
- Launch viruses or any dangerous code
- Operate a personal information collection scheme
- Agitate, spam, phish, harm, spider, crawl or scrape
- Get other website (or this website) to stop working
- Engage in money making schemes using our stuff
- Not follow the law
- Trap monkeys
Don’t copy our Service either. Unless you make your own spy website, in which case, please share it with us.
If we think you are doing any of the above then we will terminate your use of the S.E.R.V.I.C.E.
We can go deep undercover.
Sometimes we have to go deep undercover. So we can suspend or close the Service at any time. We can also refuse to let you use the Service at any time.
We try to be accurate, but sometimes we make mistakes.
We try to make sure everything about our Service is as accurate, complete, current and spy as possible. But we are still learning , so sometimes things might change on the S.E.R.V.I.C.E.
Some of the information on our Service might be historical information, which means it’s not the most up to date intel and is not necessarily accurate. We try to be accurate but always use other sources to confirm. It’s excellent practice for missions.
We’re not responsible for stuff on external sites.
Sometimes we include links to third-parties (other companies who make things). They are in control of their sites, we can’t get involved, so we aren’t responsible for any of the content on those sites, or any damage that may occur as a result of using them.
If you send us stuff we can use it.
If you send us stuff e.g invisible hearing devices or blueprints for a hoverboard that runs on toast, you still own it but you are giving us a special licence to use it. We may change, share or post your intel online.
You agree that things you submit/send us will not violate any laws (including copyright law, coleslaw or laws of room 2.03). You are responsible for what you make.
You agree not to pretend to be other Agents or another company when communicating to us.
The competitions we run have rules.
We sometimes run Competitions. Each Competition will have its own specific terms and conditions. In general:
- All competitions are open to all Agents.
- Only Agents can win a competition.
- We can investigate entries. If the mission report shows you to be cheating, you can be disqualified.
- If you win, we may need to contact your trusted adult.
- Prizewinners will be chosen at random, unless we say something different.
- We will offer prizes we hope Agents like. We don’t promise that you will like them and we don’t make any promises about them - what they do, or what they are capable of doing. We are also not responsible for the prize at all, in any way and we’re not legally responsible if anything is wrong with the prize.
- We’re not responsible if something happens to you between, during or after the competition.
- Our decisions are final.
- We can cancel the Competition at any time and aren’t responsible for awarding the prize if the Competition is cancelled.
We have your data.
You can see what we do with the personal information you share by using our Service in our Privacy Policy here.
We’re not responsible for what happens if you use our stuff...
In no case shall we, our directors, officers, employees, affiliates, agents, contractors, interns, suppliers, service providers or licensors be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or consequential damages of any kind, including, without limitation lost profits, lost revenue, lost savings, loss of data, replacement costs, or any similar damages, whether based in contract, tort (including negligence), strict liability or otherwise, arising from your use of any of the service or any products procured using the service, or for any other claim related in any way to your use of the service or any product, including, but not limited to, any errors or omissions in any content, or any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of the service or any content (or product) posted, transmitted, or otherwise made available via the service, even if advised of their possibility. Because some states or jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or the limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, in such states or jurisdictions, our liability shall be limited to the maximum extent permitted by laws.
We are making a lot of stuff but you’re responsible for how you use the Service. If you think we are responsible then we’ll talk about it, like agents.
...or if someone is annoyed at you for breaking the rules.
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless CSA and our parent, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners, officers, directors, agents, contractors, licensors, service providers, subcontractors, suppliers, interns and employees, from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, made by any third-party due to or arising out of your breach of these Terms of Service or the documents they incorporate by reference, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third-party.
If you’ve broken the rules of our S.E.R.V.I.C.E, and someone else gets annoyed, then you are answerable to them, EVEN IF they come to us saying that it’s our fault. It won’t be our fault.
We can update this page.
If the law changes or if we notice something wrong in these Rules and want to update something, we can update that particular part of the Rules. This does not mean that everything else in the Rules is invalid.
These rules are important.
They override any other agreement you may have with the CSA. Make sure you understand these Rules as if we think you aren’t following them it will be your responsibility.
Question everything.
Send your questions to intel@csa.world
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